Okay, so upon completing a long-awaited song, I feel like I’m not ready to share my music on this site yet. Perhaps I’ll share after I obtain a better quality mic and release a few more songs, but for now, enjoy people getting stuck in exploding cardboard boxes. See you Wednesday!

Okay, so I’ve decided to share something with all of you – if you didn’t know already, I write music. I’ve been working on some pretty rad tunes, and I think I’d like to send them over your way. I really only finish a new song every few months or so (it’s only a side hobby, and I’m a total perfectionist), but I really hope you enjoy what I offer. I will show you the first song this evening. Also, I’m not home, so there’ll be a new comic “This Afternoon” (cough).

Amidst my epic conquest to be awesome, I’ve given this website a home. Raise your glasses for my own dear little domain, http://oneminuteslow.com. To celebrate the tedious work it took to transfer the website, I’m going to be lazy and postpone my new comic till tomorrow. I have a good idea, though. On a related note, some people like to have sex with dead bodies.